27 years. Thousands of clients. 20+ countries.
Body-based work that reaches what years of talking couldn't.
For Her
You brace slightly when he reaches for you. You feel nothing when you used to feel everything. Your body shut something down and you don't know how to open it again.
For Both
You're polite. You coordinate the kids. You share a bed. You haven't really touched in longer than you want to say.
For Men
She gets quieter and you don’t know why. You reach for her and something shuts. You’ve read the books. Done the listening. The body hasn’t caught up.
The Communication
&
Intimacy Cards
A 15-minute practice with a 27-year track record. 650+ couples. Thousands of individual clients.
Now delivered as cards in your phone.
One prompt. Layer by layer. Three responses only.
Couples · Friends & Family · Touch Languages™ · Trust & Repair (new).
From £15. Everything £85.
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About Juliette Karaman- van Schaardenburg
For twenty-seven years, I've walked beside women, men, and couples at the threshold of their next becoming
Guiding them into intimacy and embodied presence that feels unmistakably true.
Much of my work meets the unspoken aftershocks of sexual trauma: where the body holds what words cannot, and touch becomes the language of restoration.
I created The Touch Languages™ because touch is emotional, energetic, and spiritual - not just physical.
Touch Base® teaches your body it's safe to feel.
The Communication and Intimacy Cards™ bring this work into daily life.
Host of The Scrumptious Woman® Podcast (Top 2.5% globally), I support those ready to come back in touch - with their body, their truth, their life.
I don't sell pleasure. I help you restore your capacity to feel it.
TEstimonials
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JULIETTE'S LOVING, GENEROUS CONNECTION HAS ALLOWED ME TO SEE MYSELF IN A WAY I NEVER HAD BEFORE.
She shines a light on the places I’ve been hiding, guiding me to uncover my own wisdom. Fiercely loving, she leaves you feeling beautiful, capable, and strong, ready to face the world as your true self"
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Sue Ann Maccara, Mastercoach and Trainer, Canada
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I came believing I was in control.
I left with a level of clarity I didn't realise I was missing. This changed how I lead, at home and in business.
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R.,
Investor and Strategist, UK
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JULIETTE OFFERS A TYPE OF HEALING THAT SO FEW EVEN KNOW IS AVAILABLE TO THEM.
It is ike being loved from the inside out. She listens to my body’s needs better than I can, guiding me to release what I didn’t even realise I was holding.
You must try it!”
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Marc Q, Computer Analyst, Turkey
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A DEEPLY NOURISHING EXPERIENCE.
Juliette held space for an ancestral energy that had been in my body for 30 years to finally release.
The things that once triggered me now feel easy and free. Words can’t describe my gratitude for this work."
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Ryan T, Coach, USA
WELCOME TO THE:
THE SCRUMPTIOUS WOMAN® PODCAST
A sacred space to come back In Touch: with yourself, your body, and the life that’s waiting to meet you.
Where sensuality, safety, and self-connection take centre stage.
Where truth isn’t performed: it’s felt.
Join me as we explore The Art of Scrumptious Living: through stories, practices, and conversations that bring you home to yourself.
more kind words from clients
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AFTER OUR SESSION IN AUGUST, A LOT MORE OF MY BEHAVIOR AND FEELINGS ABOUT SEXUALITY CAME UP.
My partner and I have been navigating the walls I built to protect myself. One powerful realisation was my habit of joking about sex, especially with male friends and colleagues, as a way to pre-emptively control conversations—even when no one else was talking about it! Connecting this to my experiences with childhood trauma brought tears, but also profound insight.
Now, I feel less anxious about sex and don’t pressure myself to orgasm. My partner and I are having more fun and connection when we make love (and I can finally say ‘make love’ without rolling my eyes!). For the first time, sex feels integrated with who I am, not just a set of activities. Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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Miki, Coach, Canada
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WORKING WITH JULIETTE HAS BEEN A GAME CHANGER IN MY LIFE.
Her impeccability to hold space and her willingness to stand alongside me allowed for deep, lasting transformation. Simply being in her presence allows you to stand taller. Her impeccable ability to reflect back to me how brave, courageous, amazing and empowered I am, allowed me to venture into some deep wounded places, all the while knowing I had someone guiding and supporting me the whole way. The richness of working with her has afforded me a true recognition of my “wholeness”.
When she told me “you will NEVER forget who you are”, I simply believed her. Her intuition, stealth like nurturing qualities and fierceness has a unique way of both honoring what you’ve been through and midwifing your greatness all at the same time. I will never be the same.
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Christine Borschneck, Coach, Trauma Specialist, Canada