COME BACK
IN TOUCH
WITH YOURSELF, AND THE LIFE THAT'S WAITING TO TOUCH YOU.
TOUCH BASE ® ISN'T JUST A PRACTICE.
IT'S HOW YOU RESTORE SAFETY.
FROM PRESENCE TO PLEASURE: THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS LIVING
About Juliette Karaman- van Schaardenburg
PLEASURE THROUGH SAFETY
For over 27 years, I’ve attuned to bodies, psyches, and the quiet truths that words can’t always reach. First with children on the spectrum, as a SENCO, guiding them to feel, regulate, and trust what they sensed but could not yet say.
That’s where this began: with sensation, safety, and the language beneath language.
For the past fifteen years, I’ve walked beside visionary women, men, and couples, holding them at the threshold of their next becoming. Guiding them into intimacy, visibility, and embodied presence that feels unmistakably true.
Much of my work touches the unspoken aftershocks of sexual trauma, where the body holds what words cannot.
I hold the field where restoration happens.
Where touch stops performing and starts transforming.
Through the Touch Languages™, I teach that Touch is so much more than physical: It's emotional, energetic, and spiritual.
Touch Base® is a kinesthetic anchor that teaches your body it’s safe to FEEL: a simple practice that restores presence and regulation from the inside out.
The Communication and Intimacy Cards™ and the Touch Languages Card Deck™ bring this work into daily life: simple, beautiful ways to slow down, Feel more, and return to what's real.
You can explore these conversations further on The Scrumptious Woman® Podcast (Top 2.5% globally), where I share stories and practices that invite you back In Touch - with your body, your truth, your life.
I don't sell pleasure. I help you restore your ability to FEEL it - through Touch that Lands™.
As Seen in:
TEstimonials
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JULIETTE'S LOVING, GENEROUS CONNECTION HAS ALLOWED ME TO SEE MYSELF IN A WAY I NEVER HAD BEFORE.
She shines a light on the places I’ve been hiding, guiding me to uncover my own wisdom. Fiercely loving, she leaves you feeling beautiful, capable, and strong, ready to face the world as your true self"
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Sue Ann Maccara, Mastercoach and Trainer, Canada
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YOU ARE A GENIUS!
I am speechless: so much value in one call. I’ve never been able to say my aunt’s or cousin’s name without crying, and now I feel complete.
The session moved my emotions through me in minutes-something I’ve never experienced before. You are truly an inspiration."
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Lisa Cheatham, Master Jeweller, NY
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JULIETTE OFFERS A TYPE OF HEALING THAT SO FEW EVEN KNOW IS AVAILABLE TO THEM.
It is ike being loved from the inside out. She listens to my body’s needs better than I can, guiding me to release what I didn’t even realise I was holding.
You must try it!”
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Marc Q, Computer Analyst, Turkey
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A DEEPLY NOURISHING EXPERIENCE.
Juliette held space for an ancestral energy that had been in my body for 30 years to finally release.
The things that once triggered me now feel easy and free. Words can’t describe my gratitude for this work."
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Ryan T, Coach, USA
WELCOME TO THE:
THE SCRUMPTIOUS WOMAN® PODCAST
A sacred space to come back In Touch: with yourself, your body, and the life that’s waiting to meet you.
Where sensuality, safety, and self-connection take centre stage.
Where truth isn’t performed: it’s felt.
Join me as we explore The Art of Scrumptious Living: through stories, practices, and conversations that bring you home to yourself.
Communication & Intimacy Cards
300 prompts to dissolve distance, awaken curiosity, and reignite truth.
Created from my work with over six hundred clients, these cards invite real connection.
For couples, friends, or your own reflection.
The questions that open hearts and restore closeness.
Feel seen, heard, understood
more kind words from clients
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AFTER OUR SESSION IN AUGUST, A LOT MORE OF MY BEHAVIOR AND FEELINGS ABOUT SEXUALITY CAME UP.
My partner and I have been navigating the walls I built to protect myself. One powerful realisation was my habit of joking about sex, especially with male friends and colleagues, as a way to pre-emptively control conversations—even when no one else was talking about it! Connecting this to my experiences with childhood trauma brought tears, but also profound insight.
Now, I feel less anxious about sex and don’t pressure myself to orgasm. My partner and I are having more fun and connection when we make love (and I can finally say ‘make love’ without rolling my eyes!). For the first time, sex feels integrated with who I am, not just a set of activities. Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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Miki, Coach, Canada
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WORKING WITH JULIETTE HAS BEEN A GAME CHANGER IN MY LIFE.
Her impeccability to hold space and her willingness to stand alongside me allowed for deep, lasting transformation. Simply being in her presence allows you to stand taller. Her impeccable ability to reflect back to me how brave, courageous, amazing and empowered I am, allowed me to venture into some deep wounded places, all the while knowing I had someone guiding and supporting me the whole way. The richness of working with her has afforded me a true recognition of my “wholeness”.
When she told me “you will NEVER forget who you are”, I simply believed her. Her intuition, stealth like nurturing qualities and fierceness has a unique way of both honoring what you’ve been through and midwifing your greatness all at the same time. I will never be the same.
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Christine Borschneck, Coach, Trauma Specialist, Canada